Sr's Rules

1. Don't sweat the small stuff.
2. It's all small stuff.
3. Life is not fair.
4. The Golden Rule: They who have the gold make the rules.
5. Apologies are worth more than excuses.
6. Solutions are worth more than apologies.
7. The one whom has smelt it, dealt it.
8. If it isn't written, it didn't happen.
9. Share a problem with others, fix a mistake yourself.
10. If you break it, fix it.  If you can't fix it, replace it.  If you can't replace it, see rule #5.
11. There is no such thing as too much caffeine.
12. Always have duct tape in your vehicle.
13. Always carry a pocketknife and a lighter.
14. Never be unreachable.
15. Write down your passwords.
16. Move your meat, lose your seat.
17. If you are going through hell, keep going.
18. Always loosen the lug nuts BEFORE you jack up the car.
19. Don't fly in a plane with "experimental" on the fuselage.
20. Challenge authority but do your homework.
21. Always have a backup, and a backup of your backup.
22. Wherever you go, there you are.
23. If you have the means to act, you have the responsibility to do so.
24. Always bring a tape measure when you go to Home Depot.
25. The tortoise wins the race, but the hare gets the uncovered shift.
26. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
27. You can't complain about a lack of a solution when you fail to define the problem.
28. NEVER leave your Netflix logged in on a device Sr. has access to.
29. You can’t make someone else’s choices.